u-ok:

u kno how clouds just float around and do nothing I want to be a cloud

When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it’s normal. But when the boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he’s serious.

(Source: joycakes)

  • Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
  • Mom: He's black
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
  • me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
  • me: same
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me3zyy:

Lmfao what the fuck did I just watch…..

(Source: znf)

If you find someone,

helloimnicolo:

Who makes you smile, who checks up on you often to see if you’re okay, who watches out for you and wants what’s the best for you, who loves you and respects you, don’t let em go. People like that are hard to find.

(Source: tamianguyen)

sublimesublemon:

cuppacats:

aquus:

i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real

have you ever met someone from wyoming???

exactly

my mom lives in wyoming

yes but have you ever met her

sebastiansmythe:

there is nothing worse than the feeling of shame you get after you run over your own banana peel in mario kart

(Source: gale-hawthorne)

shittyteenblog:

i had an A in math one time

just kidding this never happened